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our story
Founder Story
I did not start FNCTION to sell supplements. I started it because sleep became the bottleneck to survival, performance, and recovery in my own life.
I trained in biomechanics engineering and spent over a decade working in investment banking before returning to health and performance. After COVID, I set up my private health practice in 2021, working with high-performing and medically complex clients. Across 7,500+ clients spanning heart disease, cancer recovery, neurodegeneration, diabetes, and longevity, one pattern became impossible to ignore. “Quality Sleep” deep rest and recovery.
Then my life forced the issue.
I was involved in a severe car accident that left me in a coma for over a month. When I woke up, my body had shut down. I could not hold a pen, lift a glass, or walk. Doctors expected nine months of inpatient rehabilitation, I had one month.
I was self-representing in a critical family court hearing to fight for access to my son. Missing it was not an option.
I discharged myself, went home, and began rebuilding from zero. The problem was not effort. It was sleep. My nervous system was stuck in panic. Cortisol was high. Anxiety, panic attacks. My mind would not shut off. Recovery was impossible. So I engineered a solution for myself.
Using clinically rational ingredients that targeted cortisol, neurotransmitter balance, and parasympathetic activation, I built the formulation that became CALM. It
allowed me to sleep deeply, recover rapidly, and function under extreme stress. One month later, I was present in court. One year later, we won the case.
That experience forced the final question: If this was the difference between collapse and recovery for me, how many people were silently failing because their
sleep was broken? When I looked at the data, the answer was staggering.
Between 65 and 70 percent of people globally report poor sleep quality at least three nights per week. The global sleep economy now exceeds $585 billion and projected to double over the next few years.
That was the moment CALM stopped being personal and became inevitable
THE F+NCTION DIFFERENCE
Targeted Formulations
Each compound is selected for measurable outcomes—focus, resilience, restoration. Zero gimmicks. Maximum effect.
Rooted in Neuroscience
Our approach fuses cognitive psychology, adaptogens, and cutting-edge nootropics to meet the brain’s real demands under pressure.
Live sharper. Sleep deeper. Perform better.